CHEESE BY-ELECTION STORM

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

Ah here come on now is the government trying to be ridiculous they come out with a plan to give free cheese to poor people well you must be joking me the People of This Country not able to afford Christmas presents for the kids because of Fianna Fail and Cowen and now he tells us it'll be alright because he's giving us cheese well you can sod off with your cheese you big ignorant thick and sure the People are about to deliver their verdict in Donegal but where are the other three elections and wheres the general election Cowen the People want you out of office and at least that McDaid had the decency to bow out but sure isn't he getting an awful big pension well you'll all be on pensions now because we're voting you out and there's a storm about to hit Dublin but it's nothing compared to the storm that'll hit FIANNA FAIL.

EIRIGI PRENDEVILLE X-FACTOR

 
We the People of this Country are Disgusted,

God Almighty have you heard about your man Prendeville the papers are saying he exposed himself on a plane he did a lot more than that and you can't be doing that on an airplane of all places he's telling us that he doesn't remember how he even got to the airport but Neil you told us that you took more Nurofen Plus before you got on the plane the People of this Country know for a fact you're telling fibs the biggest fib of all is that the drink and the tablets made you do what you did they didn't you're just sick in the head and Harney is after having red paint thrown at her now she mightn't be the best of the lot but it's hardly fair and sure it's that filthy Eirigi crowd who are after making an awful mess of that march on Wednesday about the fees the march was a terrible idea anyway from the get-go sure aren't the cuts coming no matter what we do and the People of this Country don't want to stop people going to college but better that than never see their bloody pensions and that Wagner would they ever vote him off X-Factor it's ridiculous at this stage only it'd be a shame to see him go before that fool Louis Walsh can even say his name properly Mary Byrne is just great and so long as she hangs in there at least we'll have one Irish person who isn't making a show of the country by playing with their privates in public.

PACKIE BONNER EURO GAGA WEDDING CAKE

 

We the People of this Country are Disgusted,

 

So Lady Gaga is after having a wedding cake in Dublin sure it's awful decadent and disgusting to be charging people so much to see her perform and then to be gorging on that and with no husband to show for it but people seem to like her all the same and in any case she's not like that crook Cowen telling us that we won't be a having a referendum on the Euro that's all well and good for you Mr Cowen but maybe that's what the People of this Country want you wouldn't have a clue because you've never asked them and now Fianna Fail want to get Packie Bonner elected in Donegal well he may have saved that penalty by the Romanians in Italia 90 but it's not Italia 90 any more its Eire 2010 and with the amount of people leaving the country we wouldn't mind letting in a few more Romanians.

FIANNA FAIL 18 PERCENT COUNCILLORS ARRESTED

We the People of this Country are Disgusted,

So we wake up this morning and we see that Fianna Fail are at 18 percent in the polls 18 percent is like the kind of poll that the BNP have on a good day sure if you're leading the country you should at least have a higher approval rating than e-voting and sure I'm not surprised with the four Councillors arrested at the weekend and sure they were taking backhanders from businessmen and giving favours and all the sort of crap that Fianna Fail have been doing for years ever since that dead bastard Haughey and before and they're only carrying on a very fine Fianna Fail tradition and let me tell you Mister Donlydontonyfoxcolmmcgrathseangilbride you're scum who deserve to have the book thrown at you and sure look at the picture of Don Lydon doesn't he look like the sleaziest article you've ever seen and sure they should have locked him up years ago on suspicion of general awfulness.

5 BILLION EURO KANGAROO DEAD

We the People of this Country are disgusted,

Ah here now this is way more than we thought it would be they're talking about 5 billion euros now that we have to cut out of the budget and I tell you something you won't find it in the pockets of the People of this Country they've paid enough how about looking for it from Seany and Fingers and David Drumm and the rest of the chancers who got us into this mess and you can't cut anymore out of the health service sure isn't it stretched so thin already and they'll just hit the poorest as usual the pensions and the child benefit and the dole and sure they won't hit the minister's pension or the money we dole out to them bunch of crooks and speaking of crooks we see now they brought a kangaroo into a nightclub and isn't the poor thing dead now and theres no excuse for that you cruel bastards you gave him drink and you can't be at that and these people should be locked up as well as the bankers and the developers and the whole of FIANNA FAIL.

NAMA BAILOUT NATIONAL GOVERNMENT CHILEAN MINERS MILLENNIUM CANDLES

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

It was only a few days ago that all this bollocks we were getting from the Greens about an all party conference looked about as likely as Cowen giving up the drink but now its all we hear and sure isn't it the greatest bollocks we don't need a national government we need a general election sure I'm no fan of that Enda but he should be given a fair shot at it and we don't want everyone there just sitting down and agreeing and sure isn't it just another way of the Fianna Fail cronies to hang onto power as long as they can and then retire on their seven pensions as they're laughing at us and wasn't it fantastic to see all that about the miners and they're out and sure that's a government that knows it's priorities bailing out the miners instead of the banks and you wouldn't get that sort of thing here all you'd get is bailouts and NAMA and the Lisbon Treaty and fucking Millennium Candles sent around to every house.

BERTIE AHERN IN A FUCKING CUPBOARD

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

Ah I know I said it was a new low before but this is really a new low Bertie Ahern the former Taoiseach and the man who's responsible for destroying this country with his cronyism and his deregulation and giving backhanders to the developers and bailing out the banks and he should be ashamed of himself for what he did and then he has the NERVE to go write for the News of the World a terrible paper altogether about the football and what have you and then he doesn't even keep his head down he has the NECK to appear in one of their ads and the fella opens the cupboard and he see Bertie sitting there with a cup of fucking tea in his hand and he should be in handcuffs and how dare he destroy this country and degrade the office of Taoiseach and then turn around and think everything's alright and make jokes about being the most cunning the most devious of them all and it disgusts me and sends me into a rage that that pathetic little shit who destroyed this country gets off scot free and he isn't even ASHAMED.