NAMA BAILOUT NATIONAL GOVERNMENT CHILEAN MINERS MILLENNIUM CANDLES

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

It was only a few days ago that all this bollocks we were getting from the Greens about an all party conference looked about as likely as Cowen giving up the drink but now its all we hear and sure isn't it the greatest bollocks we don't need a national government we need a general election sure I'm no fan of that Enda but he should be given a fair shot at it and we don't want everyone there just sitting down and agreeing and sure isn't it just another way of the Fianna Fail cronies to hang onto power as long as they can and then retire on their seven pensions as they're laughing at us and wasn't it fantastic to see all that about the miners and they're out and sure that's a government that knows it's priorities bailing out the miners instead of the banks and you wouldn't get that sort of thing here all you'd get is bailouts and NAMA and the Lisbon Treaty and fucking Millennium Candles sent around to every house.

BERTIE AHERN IN A FUCKING CUPBOARD

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

Ah I know I said it was a new low before but this is really a new low Bertie Ahern the former Taoiseach and the man who's responsible for destroying this country with his cronyism and his deregulation and giving backhanders to the developers and bailing out the banks and he should be ashamed of himself for what he did and then he has the NERVE to go write for the News of the World a terrible paper altogether about the football and what have you and then he doesn't even keep his head down he has the NECK to appear in one of their ads and the fella opens the cupboard and he see Bertie sitting there with a cup of fucking tea in his hand and he should be in handcuffs and how dare he destroy this country and degrade the office of Taoiseach and then turn around and think everything's alright and make jokes about being the most cunning the most devious of them all and it disgusts me and sends me into a rage that that pathetic little shit who destroyed this country gets off scot free and he isn't even ASHAMED.

NAMA BAILOUT MORTAR ATTACK

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

And now look here someones crashed a cement mixer into the gates of the dail and sure theres no point in wrecking the dail sure isnt it in this country and they've already destroyed this country and sure they put 'Anglo Toxic Bank' on the side and that doesn't even make sense at all anglo didn't bring down the government because they're spineless and they dont have an honest bone between them and sure you could have hurt someone and they're calling it Cementgate which is fair enough and its more realistic to think you could destroy the government with a cement mixer than the governments plans to get 300,000 extra jobs from overseas they're not like dodgy ciggarettes Brian you cant just sneak jobs through immigration.

NAMA BAILOUT SEANY FIANNA FAIL ECONOMY TURNAROUND

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

I think it's fair to say we've hit a new low in this country sure aren't the sacked ministers getting a 25 grand bailout on our dime and sure aren't they being paid for incompetence and cronyism and destroying this country and aren't we now paying the very people who wronged us in the first place and sure look at Seany today he says he only makes a tenner a week but sure the wife has a load of money shoved under the bed and sure he wont go hungry not like the ordinary decent people who are out of a job because of his gambling with the money of the People of This Country and Fianna Fail and Lenihan would have us believe that we've had some sort of remarkable turnout well it is remarkable that we cant beg borrow or steal the money we need to keep this country running and they're talking about a double dip recession which will only hurt the people more and sure theres no cause for celebration in this country you cant turn on the news without finding something new to be depressed about and sure there was a time when we were poor but happy and now we're poor again but were not happy thats for sure.

COWEN DRUNK NAMA BAILOUT GAY MARRIAGE

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

Ah we've hit a new low now isn't the leader of the country Brian Cowen turning up locked on the radio or hungover or whatever well he sounded rough in any case and they say he had had 8 pints and thats all very well and good if you're working in a office and you just have to hold out until lunchtime when you can have a bit of a kip in the breakroom but when you're leader of the country things are a bit different and you cant be at that when the bailouts are raging as they clearly are you're not at the races you're not playing the game and that Coveney fella was right to call him out as being off his hat while trying to convince us of why we should put more billions into Anglo and Seany's pockets and sure didn't we have a survey saying that the People support gay marriage and sure of course we do and sure we don't care if you're gay straight or otherwise as long as you don't vote Fianna Fail and you're not a banker or a developer and sure it wasn't the gays who ruined this country no matter what the IONA institute would have you believe bunch of moralizing chancers to a man.

ENDA KENNY NAMA BAILOUT FINE GAEL TRIGGS ALIVE

We the People of This Country are Disgusted,

So now we hear from that spineless wimp Enda that he'll take 10 years to fix This Country well Enda you might not even get 1 year you arrogant piece of shite if you don't get your act together The People wont vote for you thats not to say that they'll vote for Fianna Fail bunch of chancers wont get my vote ever again and neither will the Greens they should have pulled out long ago when they still had a scrap of decency to them and I don't care if they built a few windmills they stood idly by when the bailouts were in force and that John Gormless doesn't have enough brains to fill one of those Eco bulbs they keep forcing us to use and it turns out that Triggs is alive praise God but you scared the living daylights out of poor Roy Keane and sure hasn't he enough problems without saying his poor dog is dead and he's not half as dead as the Irish banking system and that robber Cowen is now saying we wont know the full cost until October well some of us cant just wait around and hope everything is alright Brian some of us have jobs and families and if you're not careful you might be turfed out in favour of Enda and then where will we be?

9/11 NAMA BAILOUT KORAN BURNING WILLIE O DEA

We the People of Ireland are disgusted,

We're here, on the anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks ever, and there were 4000 people killed and it was awful and its a day of remembrance and not the hate that the people that are there burning the Koran are doing and theres nothing worse than just adding more hate to the hate that was directed at you and you'll achieve nothing and you'll just be a bigot and its a terrible idea much like the bailouts that they're now saying are the worst in the world bar none even in america they haven't had to bailout as much or spend as much and isn't that bastard Willie O Dea saying that he'll run again in the next election even after that thing with the gun and the affidavit that he changed well you cant change an affidavit Willie, and aren't you a lawyer you should know that but sure they're all lawyers and that hasn't stopped them being the most ineffective corrupt and desperate bunch of chancers ever to squat in Leinster house and I've said it before and I'll say it again Ireland is the most corrupt country in the world and the only one who isn't is Brian Lenihan and Mary McAleese wasn't she great the other day meeting Medvedev in Russia and she really gives a great impression of the country as a whole and it'll be a shame to lose her next year but sure we'll have another president and hopefully they wont support the bailout ridden politics of today.